I caught Covid disease from an old lady eating wings an went into a coma and as soon as I woke up almost 2 years later I went back to the wing place and got some wings

So I been in a coma for a long time because I caught the Covid flu after an awesome night of eating wings at the neighbors hood Wing Dings & Rings resaturount. There was an old lady coufing a whole bunch at her table and and she got up and started spinning around all confused and got scared and look for the exit to rush out and she slipped and fell onto our table and coughhed all in my face and over our wings. .

well that made me mad so I yelled real loud for her stupid sun to take the old lady to the hospital because she was still coiffing but now she was lying on our table face up just coughing and caoughing straight up into the air. Man I’m not lying it was real weird and I didn’t like that. So I got all my dirty used wing juice napkins and started pushing them into her mouth and face tryin to stuff up her throat to stop coughing. Instead of thanking me the old lady son got all mad and say why you do that to my momma and dont you know she have Covid sickness so treat her nice why don’t you. He said they come to get wings cauze the old lady momma had no smell and taste buds working so they want to try hot wings to blast those buds with spice and get them working again

Well so I felt bad about shoving all those napkin into the old lady mouth so I pull them out. She started breathing again but her hand slipped and she fell face up into the booth and into my lap and she coughed one last time and a big wet nasty old lady spit napkin hit me in the face. This is how I got Covid I am sure.

It was good strong Covid and I went into a coma that same night. This was almost 2 years ago mind you and I just woke up yesterday. It was like no time passed and I still wanted more wings so I went back and ate as many wings as possible I took a picture of it look. The old lady was not there no more so I think I wont get Covid this time

I had wings made from India

Well there is a Indian Food restauran near where I live and I have always been a curious about what just Indian food is so I went in and low and behold there was WINGS on the menu so guess what I ordered them..

Now everything I know abou India I learned from my most favorite movie show Outlaw The Josey Wales. I never seen any wings in that movie and as I recall they mostly eat beans or something off a camp fire

Josey Wales is a good movie he lived a long time ago and some bad people came to his house in the country and killed his family. So he gets mad and decides to go kill them too so he gets a big machine gun on a camera tripod and kills like 100 bad guys at one time. Then he gets on a raft and talks shit with a guy with a carpet for a bag and spits on a dogs head with his chew tobacco spit and made the dog mad. Then he goes to India to visit the old Indian Man. The India Guy think he is invinsible They have adventures including a blond woman and the India Man is funny because he talks weird. They build a house together and live happy ever forever and stuff man it’s a good movie.

So even though I am practical an expert on India and Indian men I never had a wing before from them and I am glad I tried it because it was a good wing see the photo for proof. I recommend both of Josey Wales and Indian food and maybe eat Indian wings while watching it to honor the India people’s who came before us in the good old U S A.

My cousin tricked me into smoking a marijuana and then I ate a bunch of wings (hot) is my life ruined by drugs

Well this is somthing that happened yesterday I was at my cousins place he is my moms cousins boy and we were enjoying ourself eating a few snacks of crackers and meat and dips abs things. He know I am a god fearing/loving man and hate drugs abs agree there should be a war on drugs. He asked me if I like to eat smoked meat an I said like what a brisket an he said yeah and wouldn’t it been neat if you could smoke meat right inside your own mouth. I said that would be weird and good so he pull out a little rough looking cigarette from his pocket and lit it up. He puffed on it a little and told me to take a bite of meat and take a puff. So I did that a number of time s and started to feel funny by the time the little cigarette was done.

He started to laugh a me and sayed something like “cousin I have tricked you into smoking a drug cigarette commonly called a pot weed joint and now you have taken drugs ha ha ha” and just laughed and laughed. I was woozy and mad but and then got hungry so we called up the wing place an order a mess of wings. I woke up the next day in my under pants that was covered in orange sauce stains anf little bones everywhere my cousin was gone and had left a note say something like “you are now a drug taking man” and I think my life is over.

What do you think shluld I call the policsman on my cousin because he make me do a illegal drug smoke cigarette of marihuana? I am going to hell for sure but maybe the Lord God and Jesus ans Holy Ghost will say it wasn’t my faultt because my cousin did a trick on me . What if God think he is angry at me but Jesus is like no it ain’t his fault who will win that argument .. I am still cover in sauce an have no pants on am I now a dope man who cant have a job and do a pipe of hot illegal drugs just to survive each day ? Help me in the comments area of this website

Merry Chritsmas from… The Wong Bros

this i s a picutre of a wingn

Well folks we about have taken one more trip aruond this here earth and it is time to celebrate that time when dear Lord Jesus was born I alwyas during christmad eat a wing and think hard abiut the blessings of life upon which jesus has placed me upon. It is a miracle to have 2 good little morsel of good food ina little good package just right there on a good ol chicken when you think about it. And you can buy them at a store and not kill a chicken yourselff every time you need a spicey treat. One time when i was a boy my grandma said to go grt a chicmen from the yard for dinner and i got scared becuas they peck. so i chased the hen around and when i grabbed it sure eniigh it pecked me real hard on my face. If you look close you can still see the hole its like a little chickenpock – ain’t that an irony. Oh that is just the majic of christmesstime when little stories just are so neat to tell and make you smile inside I love a good wing, merry chrirtmas to all and all have a good night. !!

I ate somethig like 4 or 5 wings

So I want to blog about .wings I ate because that is what this blog it’s about. So I am blogging the wings and the photo of the wings bones but you can’t see the wings meat because it is already eat by me. So this is a photo of the bones on the plate. I don’t know how many bones it is but it is probably as many as the wings I ate because I only had drums and no flats so this is probably the right number of total wings I ate. I ate the wings in Sam Francisco in a restaurant. I also ate like 9 fried pickles that were in chip style

Do I still like wings a bunch or have I moved on to other food

I haven’t wanted to eat wings or talk about wing in a couple of weeks witch makes me wonder if I’m stiil a big wing eating opponent. I have been eating a bunch of burritos from this one place in town and then one day I’m like “I haven’t had a wing to eat for a long time” which made me worry that my favorite isn’t wings any more. I’m going to going out to get wings tonight and so I hope I still love them alot

I ate some wing chips of Larry the Cable Guy comedian

I was getting gas at the gas station and saw some chips from the comedy Larry the Cable Man so I bought them. They were probably the best wing flavored chops I vevr had before. That surprised me because I don’t think most comedians men can cook..

I dreamed I got sick from eating so many wings

Last night started out real good because I was dreaming about eating wings like a conveyor belt of more wings than ever made in one place before. All kinds of flavores anything I thought of they would just come out like it was mind control on the wing making thing. At first it was all in my grandma Nan’s basement with all my uncles and family dogs watching, in other words it was awesome. Then the belt speeded up and the whole thing was on top of a scary mointain like on Lord of the Rings and I had to eat and eat or for some reason everyone would die so I ate real fast. My belly gut expanded way far out until wing juice poured out from my nose and then I threw up. A second conveyor belt appeared and all my throw up was taken away in one long gross stream by that belt. I then had a second mouth on the back of my neck and kept eating through that mouth, but throwing it all up right away threw my front mouth. It was so scary I woke up and yelled and my wife was real mad

I almost ate wings last night

Happy new Years Day to everyone out there in wing ville. HA!

Last night we went to a cajun restaurant with somet friends and we were exsited about some green hot wings they had on the menu so we ordered them from the waitress but she said they didnt not have any because the green sauce was on backoreder.

I wish they had the greeen wings I wonder what they tasted like

So we ordered the regular winges (Steve’s Hot Wings) but I forgot to eat any because there was some musicions playing music in the restaurant and they sounded good

Merry Chrismas from TwoWingBros

I think every chrstimas tree should have a hot wing ornament so I looked for it at walmart.com and found one. You’re welceom and have a great Christmas and make some wings for everybody!!!

http://www.walmart.com/ip/4-Spicy-Buffalo-Chicken-Wing-Glass-Christmas-Ornament/23982812

not sure I should put ths on the blog it kind of looks like a gold poop turd

Have a super great Christmas now matter if you believe in God, or are Jewish or a Musslim. Wings are for everybody to enjoy.