Well this is somthing that happened yesterday I was at my cousins place he is my moms cousins boy and we were enjoying ourself eating a few snacks of crackers and meat and dips abs things. He know I am a god fearing/loving man and hate drugs abs agree there should be a war on drugs. He asked me if I like to eat smoked meat an I said like what a brisket an he said yeah and wouldn’t it been neat if you could smoke meat right inside your own mouth. I said that would be weird and good so he pull out a little rough looking cigarette from his pocket and lit it up. He puffed on it a little and told me to take a bite of meat and take a puff. So I did that a number of time s and started to feel funny by the time the little cigarette was done.
He started to laugh a me and sayed something like “cousin I have tricked you into smoking a drug cigarette commonly called a pot weed joint and now you have taken drugs ha ha ha” and just laughed and laughed. I was woozy and mad but and then got hungry so we called up the wing place an order a mess of wings. I woke up the next day in my under pants that was covered in orange sauce stains anf little bones everywhere my cousin was gone and had left a note say something like “you are now a drug taking man” and I think my life is over.
What do you think shluld I call the policsman on my cousin because he make me do a illegal drug smoke cigarette of marihuana? I am going to hell for sure but maybe the Lord God and Jesus ans Holy Ghost will say it wasn’t my faultt because my cousin did a trick on me . What if God think he is angry at me but Jesus is like no it ain’t his fault who will win that argument .. I am still cover in sauce an have no pants on am I now a dope man who cant have a job and do a pipe of hot illegal drugs just to survive each day ? Help me in the comments area of this website
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