I caught Covid disease from an old lady eating wings an went into a coma and as soon as I woke up almost 2 years later I went back to the wing place and got some wings

So I been in a coma for a long time because I caught the Covid flu after an awesome night of eating wings at the neighbors hood Wing Dings & Rings resaturount. There was an old lady coufing a whole bunch at her table and and she got up and started spinning around all confused and got scared and look for the exit to rush out and she slipped and fell onto our table and coughhed all in my face and over our wings. .

well that made me mad so I yelled real loud for her stupid sun to take the old lady to the hospital because she was still coiffing but now she was lying on our table face up just coughing and caoughing straight up into the air. Man I’m not lying it was real weird and I didn’t like that. So I got all my dirty used wing juice napkins and started pushing them into her mouth and face tryin to stuff up her throat to stop coughing. Instead of thanking me the old lady son got all mad and say why you do that to my momma and dont you know she have Covid sickness so treat her nice why don’t you. He said they come to get wings cauze the old lady momma had no smell and taste buds working so they want to try hot wings to blast those buds with spice and get them working again

Well so I felt bad about shoving all those napkin into the old lady mouth so I pull them out. She started breathing again but her hand slipped and she fell face up into the booth and into my lap and she coughed one last time and a big wet nasty old lady spit napkin hit me in the face. This is how I got Covid I am sure.

It was good strong Covid and I went into a coma that same night. This was almost 2 years ago mind you and I just woke up yesterday. It was like no time passed and I still wanted more wings so I went back and ate as many wings as possible I took a picture of it look. The old lady was not there no more so I think I wont get Covid this time