I ate some wing chips of Larry the Cable Guy comedian

I was getting gas at the gas station and saw some chips from the comedy Larry the Cable Man so I bought them. They were probably the best wing flavored chops I vevr had before. That surprised me because I don’t think most comedians men can cook..

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I dreamed I got sick from eating so many wings

Last night started out real good because I was dreaming about eating wings like a conveyor belt of more wings than ever made in one place before. All kinds of flavores anything I thought of they would just come out like it was mind control on the wing making thing. At first it was all in my grandma Nan’s basement with all my uncles and family dogs watching, in other words it was awesome. Then the belt speeded up and the whole thing was on top of a scary mointain like on Lord of the Rings and I had to eat and eat or for some reason everyone would die so I ate real fast. My belly gut expanded way far out until wing juice poured out from my nose and then I threw up. A second conveyor belt appeared and all my throw up was taken away in one long gross stream by that belt. I then had a second mouth on the back of my neck and kept eating through that mouth, but throwing it all up right away threw my front mouth. It was so scary I woke up and yelled and my wife was real mad